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  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
  • me: not with that attitude
“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.”
William Shakespeare (via wisdom-justiceandlove)

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pokem0an: still-fighting: i love this hahaha I got screenshotted \m/

pokem0an:

still-fighting:

i love this

hahaha I got screenshotted \m/

believed:

nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4

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Bath mat turns red when wet.

Bath mat turns red when wet.

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My reaction when someone takes food off my plate..

theepichumor:

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